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Relive New Babbage's first year, through the 2007 New Babbage Cog Archives. 22 issues in total were published, starting in Feb 2007 to Dec 2007. From February 2007 to April 02 2007, issues were published only in SL, on note cards and distributed via newspaper boxes set up at the telehubs, and also delivered to members of the New Babbage Cog SL group. April 11, 2007 was the first issue to be published online at the Wordpress Blog site, whilst the in world newspaper was still being published on the note cards. After May 21, 2007, Mrs.Ginsburg retired, and handed over her role as Editor in chief to her Assistant, Miss Eggberta Echegaray.


The May 21st issue, was the last issue to be solely published on a news paper note card, as Miss Echegaray found it easier to just publish "Headline Teasers" on the note card, followed by a URL link which directed readers to the then Word press New Babbage Cog Aethernet Newspaper blog site. The last published issue of The New Babbage Cog was on December 24th, 2007. Many months after that last issue, Miss Echegaray unfortunately decided to deactivate the Wordpress Blog site, and the contents of that site, became no longer available.


As of February 2009, Miss Echegaray began to resurrect all 22 issues of The New Babbage Cog, and has compiled all of them here on this archival blog site. Being some of the later issues had to be re-created again from scratch, only using information from the "Headline Teasers" on the note cards, if there are any errors of information, please let me know. In closing, as I used to formally say after my "Letter from the Editor" in the Cog,

In your Service,
Eggberta Echegaray
The New Babbage Cog Archivist

Copyright 2007 of the Common Era

The New Babbage Cog

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12 February 2007

Vol I Issue i ~ 12 February 2007

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CONTENTS:
  1. Letter from the Editor
  2. From Town Hall
  3. Wanton Criminal Act Tarnishes Opening Day!
  4. New Babbage's First Town Meeting
  5. Undershaw Society Finds Home in New Babbage
  6. The Plot Register: Who's Who in NB?
  7. New Babbage Real-estate
  8. Mayor Creates New Steampunk Group!
  9. Wayward Children Flood Into New Babbage
  10. Events & Announcements
  11. Classified Advertisements
  12. Contact, Circulation, and other
  13. Essential Information for the Reader

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LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

My dear fellow citizens of the young city of New Babbage, I introduce to you now a humble endeavor to exchange news and communications easily among our members. The New Babbage Cog endeavors to be a weekly periodical, but depending on the availability of news to report, it could be published irregularly for some time. A group has been created for the automatic distribution of this periodical, or it can be obtained from a paper box in Sanger Park, #5 Babbage Square, at the South-East corner of the island. In addition, a reading copy of the current issue will always be available at the newspaper office. As New Babbage is launched by our esteemed Mayor, Mr. Shaunathan Sprocket, it is my fondest wish, as a fellow stake-holder, that its citizens may establish a sense of community.Our shared pursuit of discovery,experimentation, invention, science,and industry unites us.The New Babbage Cog, named for our beloved emblem, seeks to aid in this cause.

In your service,

Mrs. Junie Ginsburg

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FROM TOWN HALL

"Industria Proficiscor In"

Rulebook for Visitors:

Here is the short list of rules for people just visiting the sim who do not own land. No one likes to pour over tons of text so this is the short version for everyone:

  1. This is an urban Victorian Steampunk Sim.
  1. Victorian dress and role play are OPTIONAL. Many of our members fade in and out of role play so no one will think anything about you if you wear modern clothes and talk normally.
  1. Please be open-minded and respect the right of everyone here to enjoy the sim. Trying to disrupt what is going on here by rezzing a modern weapon or vehicle, shooting everyone, pushing, talking to people for the sole purpose of trying to piss them off because you like to make fun of people who like Victorian things will not be tolerated and you may find yourself with a ban or worse.
  1. Asking questions is always allowed! The Steampunks are a group of builders, scripters, and texture artists and those wishing to learn these skills. We are always happy to share knowledge we have.
  1. Participation is always allowed even if you don't have any property here.You are more than welcome to "live" in our City even if you don't own land.We're available to claim for role play reasons, or if you just like to hang out and participate in the community. All are welcome and this isn't an exclusive group of landholders.
  1. weapons are allowed on a "common sense" basis. Role play does occur here, consensual weapon discharges are fine.However if anything gets out of hand you'll be asked to tone it down or stop.
  1. Enjoy shopping and exploring our City.

Junie Ginsburg

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WANTON CRIMINAL ACT TARNISHES OPENING DAY!

On February 4, 2007, Babbage Square enjoyed its grand opening to the public. All builds, even those technically unfinished, were quite presentable credits to our collective effort to create an aesthetically Steampunk island.

This idyllic opening was marred, however by the mugging of one Mr.Oolon Sputnik, who reports that he was accosted and approached in the alley between The Old Imperial Steampunk Theatre and Old Gravy by two children wearing leather gas masks. One assailant bore a rusty knife, and the other held a bottle as a weapon. The oldest, Mr. Sputnik reports, could not have been older than twelve. Thus confronted, Mr. Sputnik secured his safety by relinquishing the sum of 20 Linden to the urchins. Mr. Intolerable Ginsburg reports also that two as-mask wearing youngsters arrived in his workshop earlier in the day, but were apparently older than the two who surprised Mr. Sputnik in the alleyway. Seeing no valuables in the workshop, the two seemed to lose interest and wandered away. Mr. Ginsburg reports no losses. Events of the opening day were, otherwise, without incident.



Early in the day an impromptu walking tour of Babbage Square was given by Mayor Sprocket. At 1pm, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle made a presentation about the Underwood Preservation Society, with a reception following. An afternoon tea was held in the I.J. Ginsburg Dept. Store salon. From 10pm - 12:30pm, a group of intrepid tourists (residents and visitors alike) walked the island with Mayor Sprocket and were introduced to its singular sights. Special thanks must be extended to Miss Eggberta Egecheray for assisting Mayor Sprocket in leading the evening tour, which, thankfully, was not interrupted by unseemly activity by the criminal element. New Babbagers are urged to report any further malicious acts which take place on our island, and should note that we have a private detective among our number. Please contact Mr. Creeggan if you find yourself in need of an investigator.

Junie Ginsburg

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NEW BABBAGE'S FIRST TOWN MEETING

Mayor Sprocket, was, unfortunately, unable to attend New Babbage's first town meeting on Sunday, January 21, 2007, at 1pm, for reasons that he assures us were most "noble and steampunk." At the appointed time, the following four residents met near the telehub and engaged in an informal meeting: Mr. Salazar Jack, Mr. Quine Mondrian, Mr. Intolerable Ginsburg, and Mrs. Junie Ginsburg. The small group discussed, during a friendly hour-and-a-half engagement, matters related to the texture library as proposed by Mayor Sprocket, and shared resources for obtaining free textures for building. It was agreed that a texture library would be an excellent addition for purposes of reducing lag (our common enemy!); the more unique textures that must be loaded across an entire island, the more performance is reduced. If New Babbage residents use common textures whenever possible, an improved experience can be achieved. The small group also undertook a tour of Mr. Mondrian's conservatory in the North-West corner of the sim, as well as Sanger Park, in the far opposite corner. Citizens of New Babbage wishing to contribute textures to be considered for the library should send them to Mayor Sprocket.

Junie Ginsburg

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UNDERSHAW SOCIETY FINDS HOME IN NEW BABBAGE


New Babbage is fortunate to count among its populace a writer of great renown: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. On 3 February, 2007, during the NB Opening Day festivities, Sir Doyle held a talk at the newly-opened Undershaw Restoration Society about the organization's aims. "I propose to establish 'The Undershaw Restoration Society,' a not-for-profit foundation in Second Life," Sir Doyle announced during his speech. "This foundation will oversee the fund raising necessary to build Undershaw," the home built in the 1890's by Doyle for his wife, Touie, who had contracted tuberculosis.


Ultimately, Doyle would like "to reproduce Undershaw and its grounds in Second Life as soon as possible and as accurately as possible." To those ends, he says that he will seek board members, corporate and private donors, and an army of volunteers to make this dream a reality." The Undershaw Restoration Society building and grounds, including a manicured croquet lawn, is available for community events.

Eggberta Echegaray

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THE PLOT REGISTER: WHO'S WHO IN NB?

In an effort to document the growth of New Babbage, we begin with an initial register of Babbage Square. Following is a list of residents who have established builds upon their parcels as of the date of publication. As New Babbage grows and islands are added, The New Babbage Cog will endeavor to keep residents informed of new parcel developments. The parcel numbers which follow correspond with the lot numbers on the rental board in Town Hall.

Parcel No. New Owner/Business:

#1 - Mr. Intolerable Ginsburg - Workshop
#2 - Mr. Jules Whittlesea -Wratchett and Clank's Shops
#3 - Miss Moss Weyland -Weyland's Smithy
#4 - Mr. Ambiant Kukulcan - Gremminger and Kukulcan Foundry
#5 - Mrs. Junie Ginsburg - Sanger Park
#6 - Miss Ordinal Malaprop -Ordinal Industries New Babbage Plant
#7 - Mr. Khashai Steinbeck - Steinbeck & Company
#8 - Mr. Desmond Shang - West Trade Imports LTD
#9 - Mr. Edward Pearse - Pearse on Babbage
#10- Master Loki Eliot - The Old Imperial Steampunk Theater of New Babbage
#11- (Unoccupied)
#12- Mr. Malkov Trescothick- Old Gravy
#13- Mr. Salazar Jack - Kahruvel Steamworks
#14- Mayor Shaunathan Sprocket
#15- Mr. Paul Churchill - Churchill Industries
#16- Mr. Paul Churchill - Churchill Industries
#17- Mr. Nym Eponym - SteamTravel
#18- (Unoccupied)
#19- Mr. Quine Mondrian - New Babbage Conservatoire
#20- Miss Eggberta Echegaray - The Willow Tea Room
#21- Mr. Lazlo Wombat - Xone Toys
#22- St. Bartholomew's Creeggan Detective Agency
#23- Miss Carricre Wind - The Shambles
#24- Mr. Solivar Scarborough - Second Thoughts in New Babbage
#25- Mr. Jules Whittlesea - Babbage Square Hospital
#26- Mr. Solivar Scarborough - Second Thoughts in New Babbage
#27- Miss Carricre Wind - Consortium of Stupendous Women
#28- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle - Undershaw Restoration Society

Curious readers may also wish to view Miss Ordinal Malaprop's map of Babbage Square at the following address:

http://ordinalmalaprop.com/simmap/babbage_square/

Please bear in mind, however, that the numbering scheme used on the map does not correspond with the numbering used on the rental board. Tip for the Reader: You might not be aware that you can customize the description for your parcel in the rental board inside of the Town Hall. Just click on your square and follow the prompts to insert the name and description of your build. This will present visitors and New Babbagers alike with information about your property when they click on your address.

Junie Ginsburg

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NEW BABBAGE REAL-ESTATE LISTINGS

Factory zone: Plot #18 Babbage Square

If you are interested in acquiring a plot, please contact

Mayor Shaunathan Sprocket.


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MAYOR STARTS NEW STEAMPUNK GROUP!

On Saturday, 3 February 2007, Mayor Sprocket created a new group called "Steampunks of New Babbage", which exists mainly for the benefit of out-of-towners who would like to keep apprised of New Babbage happenings. (Ed.: Non-residents are, of course, also welcome to read The New Babbage Cog.)

Eggberta Echegaray

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WAYWARD CHILDREN FLOOD INTO NEW BABBAGE

It has been observed by several New Babbagers that many homeless children appear to have migrated into our fine city. While the exact location of their refuge remains undisclosed, some children have hinted that they have come under the good graces and protection of a mysterious benefactor. Even having found a guardian, the children find themselves in harsh conditions, not enough food and toiling at occupations undesirable to most adults.

One child confided in this reporter that some of them are exploited as chimney sweeps, being of smaller frame than grown men and more suited to the task. Among them, at least some of the children suffer maltreatment, illness, and poverty, though it has been rumored that certain of their number have chosen life on the street merely to defy social expectations. It remains to be seen the influence such a population of underage vagrants will have on New Babbage. A call for charity is possibly in order.

Junie Ginsburg

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EVENTS & ANNOUNCEMENTS

Mrs. Ginsburg wishes to alert readers that mod/copy steam grates (2 prim) and street lamps (10 prim) are available free of charge to all New Babbage residents. They can be located on the first floor of I.J. Ginsburg Dept. Store. In order to receive a free item, please set your active group to Engineers of New Babbage and click the vendor.

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CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS

Healthy young people of strong constitution are sought to bear sandwich boards which promote The New Babbage Cog. Please contact Mrs. Junie Ginsburg to inquire.

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Your advertisement can be placed here!

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CONTACT, CIRCULATION, AND OTHER
ESSENTIAL INFORMATION FOR THE READER:

Editor in Chief: Mrs. Junie Ginsburg

Asst Editor: Miss Eggberta Echegaray

Contact:

The New Babbage Cog office is located at the end of the block in Sanger Park, #5 Babbage Square. Note card communications can be dropped in the postbox there, or sent directly to the editor, Mrs. Junie Ginsburg.

Circulation:

The New Babbage Cog is circulated in two ways. Firstly, new issues are sent automatically to subscribers of the free New Babbage Cog group. Second, issues are available from a paper box in Sanger Park, #5 Babbage Square, outside of I.J. Ginsburg Dept. Store. A reading copy of the current issue is always available at the newspaper office.

Back Issues:

All back issues of The New Babbage Cog will be available free of charge. They can be found in the archive on the first floor of the newspaper office. A volunteer archivist position is available.

Submissions:

Volunteer freelance and column writers are welcome to propose stories. The New Babbage Cog also welcomes news tips, reports, and story ideas from interested parties. Please see our contact information above.

Advertising:

Advertising should be germane to subjects of greatest import to residents of New Babbage. Although our sensibilities are quite modern and liberal, The New Babbage Cog reserves the right to determine an ad's fitness for inclusion based on its pertinence to steampunk, Victoriana, retrotech, industry, anachronism, and other related concepts.

Advertising is free to New Babbage stakeholders. Out-of-towners may advertise at a rate of L$100 per ad placement per issue. For both residents and non-residents, space is limited to 500 characters per advertisement. Each ad may include one embedded texture and one landmark. File attachments must be delivered at the time of ad reservation. Please see our contact information above to inquire.

Errata:

There are no errors that are in need of correction at this time. The New Babbage Cog is obliged to anyone who sends notification of a mistake, so that rectifications might be swiftly published.

Copyright Disclaimer:

The Second Life in world note card publication date, of this issue of The New Babbage Cog, and it's intellectual property, are owned by the contributors to the newspaper.

Copyright 2007 of the Common Era

The New Babbage Cog

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20 February 2007

Vol I Issue ii ~ 20 February 2007

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CONTENTS:
  1. Letter from the Editor
  2. The New Babbage Cog - Full Steam Ahead!
  3. Mayor Announces Elevator Contest
  4. Now Showing: Steam-powered Cinema
  5. Featured Invention: Difference Engine
  6. Literary Corner
  7. Easy Steam Script
  8. New Babbage RegisterEvents & Announcements
  9. Classified Advertisements
  10. Resources
  11. Contact, Circulation, and other Essential Information for the Reader

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LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

Given the prevalence of the Aethernet (or, as it is commonly known in non-Steampunk society, the "Internet") in our modern world, it is perhaps an expected and most natural decision to have begun a site for New Babbage under the auspices of The New Babbage Cog. Miss Eggberta Echegaray is the production editor for the New Babbage blog, but we will be collaborating on content and other related tasks. Presenting a useful and handsome portal for New Babbage residents and out-of-towners alike is something,we hope, that will do credit to our dear island. We invite discussion, ideas, suggestions, announcements, advertisements, and all manner of involvement from the New Babbage community. Kindly communicate your thoughts to us at newbabbagecog@gmail.com, send an instant message to Miss Echegaray or me, or drop a note card in the letterbox at the New Babbage Cog office in Sanger Park.

In your service,

Mrs. Junie Ginsburg

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THE NEW BABBAGE COG - FULL STEAM AHEAD!

The New Babbage Cog launched its first issue into the urban wilds of New Babbage on February 12, 2007, and one week later, has distributed more than 70 copies of the periodical. Certainly this is due to the proximity of a paper box near the telehub, but additional paper boxes have reported a large number of deliveries also.

These numbers are greater than hoped for the first issue, and the paper anticipates exceeding these numbers as the production process and delivery methods are stabilized. Any comments, suggestions, questions, announcements, advertisements or other feedback is welcome, and may be directed to Mrs. Junie Ginsburg or Miss Eggberta Echegary.

Junie Ginsburg

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MAYOR ANNOUNCES ELEVATOR CONTEST

Mayor Shaunathan Sprocket has announced a building contest for residents of New Babbage! Design and create a steam powered elevator, for the two ends of the steel walkway! Mayor Sprocket is allowing builders of the contest, to build on site and use the walkways as a guide. Conditions with using the walkway as a guide to build, is one must clean up after themselves, until the time of the individual judging. If one does not clean up their on site creation, the contestant will immediately be disqualified. Mayor Sprocket's decision day for the winning design will be held on March 15th, 2007.

Good Luck to All!

"Industria Proficiscor In!"

Eggberta Echegaray

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NOW SHOWING: STEAM POWERED CINEMA

New Babbage enjoys the presence of not one,but two theaters in which residents may pass leisure time viewing classic pieces of cinema and Victorian imagery. Both theaters boast ample seating for a sizable party.

La Vogage Dans La Lune Pic At The Old Imperial Steampunk Theater of New Babbage, #10 Babbage Square, audiences are treated to a showing of "A Trip to the Moon (Le Voyage dans la lune)," a 1902 piece by Georges Méliès based on two novels: "From the Earth to the Moon,"by Jules Verne, and "The First Men in the Moon," by H. G. Wells.

Phantasmagorium, the Magic Lantern theater at #24 Babbage Square, plays a delightful "Alice in Wonderland" picture slide show, in full color! Please lend your support to these New Babbage purveyors of wholesome entertainment.

Junie Ginsburg

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FEATURED INVENTION: THE DIFFERENCE ENGINE

"Making a Difference in New Babbage"

Teleporting into New Babbage, one will find many imaginative Steampunk creations done by the residents. Our head resident and Mayor, Mr. Shaunathan Sprocket, has created Mr. Charles Babbage’s Difference Engine, which is housed at New Babbage’s Town Hall. After Mr. Babbage’s death in 1871, Mr.Sprocket was determined to virtually create Babbage’s Difference engine, in-world.

When interviewing Mr.Sprocket, I asked the question, “What indeed is a Difference Engine?” Mayor Sprocket simply replied “Why It is a special-purpose mechanical calculator, which was designed to tabulate polynominal functions.” Interesting indeed. When one looks upon the massive mechanical cogs, it’s hard to believe, that these iron monsters, are actually set up to calculate complex mathematics. Mayor Sprocket continues, “Mr. Babbage realized that a machine could do the work better and more reliable than a human being, thus removing sources of human error when calculating mathematics.” When investigating further, Mr.Sprocket provided more background into Babbage's engines, “They were among the first mechanical computers. His engines were not actually completed, largely because of funding problems and personality issues, which is why I took it upon myself, to create his life’s work here in New Babbage.” Although New Babbage’s Difference Engine, is not quite yet fully functional, one can drop by the Town Hall, and gander in the glory of the amazing mechanical cog architecture! Well done Mr. Mayor!

Eggberta Echegaray

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LITERARY CORNER

In 1889 Oscar Wilde and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle were invited to dinner with Joseph Stoddart, the editor of Lippincott's Monthly Magazine, who wanted some stories. It was decided that Sir Doyle would write "The Sign of the Four" and Mr. Wilde would write "The Picture of Dorian Gray". Fortunate as we are to have Sir Doyle in residence on our island, he has agreed to provide "The Sign of the Four" for publication in The New Babbage Cog as a 12-issue serial piece. We at the Cog hope our readers will appreciate this period piece straight from the heart of the Victorian period.

THE SIGN OF FOUR

by Sir ArthurConan Doyle

Chapter 1 ~ THE SCIENCE OF DEDUCTION




SHERLOCK HOLMES took his bottle from the corner of the mantelpiece, and his hypodermic syringe from its neat morocco case. With his long, white, nervous fingers he adjusted the delicate needle and rolled back his left shirtcuff. For some little time his eyes rested thoughtfully upon the sinewy forearm and wrist, all dotted and scarred with innumerable puncture-marks. Finally, he thrust the sharp point home, pressed down the tiny piston, and sank back into the velvet-lined armchair with a long sigh of satisfaction. Three times a day for many months I had witnessed this performance, but custom had not reconciled my mind to it. On the contrary, from day to day I had become more irritable at the sight, and my conscience swelled nightly within me at the thought that I had lacked the courage to protest. Again and again I had registered a vow that I should deliver my soul upon the subject; but there was that in the cool, nonchalant air of my companion which made him the last man with whom one would care to take anything approaching to a liberty.

His great powers, his masterly manner, and the experience which I had had of his many extraordinary qualities, all made me diffident and backward in crossing him. Yet upon that afternoon, whether it was the Beaune which I had taken with my lunch or the additional exasperation produced by the extreme deliberation of his manner, I suddenly felt that I could hold out no longer. "Which is it to-day," I asked, "morphine or cocaine?" He raised his eyes languidly from the old black-letter volume which he had opened. "It is cocaine," he said, "a seven-per-cent solution. Would you care to try it?" "No, indeed," I answered brusquely. "My constitution has not got over the Afghan campaign yet. I cannot afford to throw any extra strain upon it." He smiled at my vehemence. "Perhaps you are right, Watson," he said. "I suppose that its influence is physically a bad one. I find it, however, so transcendently stimulating and clarifying to the mind that its secondary action is a matter of small moment." "But consider!" I said earnestly. "Count the cost! Your brain may, as you say, be roused and excited, but it is a pathological and morbid process which involves increased tissue-change and may at least leave a permanent weakness. You know, too, what a black reaction comes upon you. Surely the game is hardly worth the candle. Why should you, for a mere passing pleasure, risk the loss of those great powers with which you have been endowed? Remember that I speak not only as one comrade to another but as a medical man to one for whose constitution he is to some extent answerable."

He did not seem offended. On the contrary, he put his finger-tips together, and leaned his elbows on the arms of his chair, like one who has a relish for conversation. "My mind," he said, "rebels at stagnation. Give me problems, give me work, give me the most abstruse cryptogram, or the most intricate analysis, and I am in my own proper atmosphere. I can dispense then with artificial stimulants. But I abhor the dull routine of existence. I crave for mental exaltation. That is why I have chosen my own particular profession, or rather created it, for I am the only one in the world." "The only unofficial detective?" I said, raising my eyebrows. "The only unofficial consulting detective," he answered. "I am the last and highest court of appeal in detection. When Gregson, or Lestrade, or Athelney Jones are out of their depths--which, by the way, is their normal state--the matter is laid before me. I examine the data, as an expert, and pronounce a specialist's opinion. I claim no credit in such cases. My name figures in no newspaper. The work itself, the pleasure of finding a field for my peculiar powers, is my highest reward. But you have yourself had some experience of my methods of work in the Jefferson Hope case." "Yes, indeed," said I cordially. "I was never so struck by anything in my life. I even embodied it in a small brochure, with the somewhat fantastic title of 'A Study in Scarlet.'" He shook his head sadly. "I glanced over it," said he. "Honestly, I cannot congratulate you upon it. Detection is, or ought to be, an exact science and should be treated in the same cold and unemotional manner. You have attempted to tinge it with romanticism, which produces much the same effect as if you worked a love-story or an elopement into the fifth proposition of Euclid." "But the romance was there," I remonstrated. "I could not tamper with the facts." "Some facts should be suppressed, or, at least, a just sense of proportion should be observed in treating them. The only point in the case which deserved mention was the curious analytical reasoning from effects to causes, by which I succeeded in unravelling it." I was annoyed at this criticism of a work which had been specially designed to please him. I confess, too, that I was irritated by the egotism which seemed to demand that every line of my pamphlet should be devoted to his own special doings.

More than once during the years that I had lived with him in Baker Street I had observed that a small vanity underlay my companion's quiet and didactic manner. I made no remark, however, but sat nursing my wounded leg. I had had a Jezail bullet through it some time before, and though it did not prevent me from walking it ached wearily at every change of the weather. "My practice has extended recently to the Continent," said Holmes after a while, filling up his old brier-root pipe. "I was consulted last week by Francois le Villard, who, as you probably know, has come rather to the front lately in the French detective service. He has all the Celtic power of quick intuition, but he is deficient in the wide range of exact knowledge which is essential to the higher developments of his art. The case was concerned with a will and possessed some features of interest. I was able to refer him to two parallel cases, the one at Riga in 1857, and the other at St. Louis in 1871, which have suggested to him the true solution. Here is the letter which I had this morning acknowledging my assistance." He tossed over, as he spoke, a crumpled sheet of foreign notepaper. I glanced my eyes down it, catching a profusion of notes of admiration, with stray magnifiques, coup-de-maitres and tours-de-force, all testifying to the ardent admiration of the Frenchman. "He speaks as a pupil to his master," said I. "Oh, he rates my assistance too highly," said Sherlock Holmes lightly. "He has considerable gifts himself. He possesses two out of the three qualities necessary for the ideal detective. He has the power of observation and that of deduction. He is only wanting in knowledge, and that may come in time. He is now translating my small works into French." "Your works?" "Oh, didn't you know?" he cried, laughing.

"Yes, I have been guilty of several monographs. They are all upon technical subjects. Here, for example, is one 'Upon the Distinction between the Ashes of the Various Tobaccos.' In it I enumerate a hundred and forty forms of cigar, cigarette, and pipe tobacco, with coloured plates illustrating the difference in the ash. It is a point which is continually turning up in criminal trials, and which is sometimes of supreme importance as a clue. If you can say definitely, for example, that some murder had been done by a man who was smoking an Indian lunkah, it obviously narrows your field of search. To the trained eye there is as much difference between the black ash of a Trichinopoly and the white fluff of bird's-eye as there is between a cabbage and a potato." "You have an extraordinary genius for minutiae," I remarked. "I appreciate their importance. Here is my monograph upon the tracing of footsteps, with some remarks upon the uses of plaster of Paris as a preserver of impresses. Here, too, is a curious little work upon the influence of a trade upon the form of the hand, with lithotypes of the hands of slaters, sailors, cork-cutters, compositors, weavers, and diamond-polishers. That is a matter of great practical interest to the scientific detective--especially in cases of unclaimed bodies, or in discovering the antecedents of criminals. But I weary you with my hobby." "Not at all," I answered earnestly. "It is of the greatest interest to me, especially since I have had the opportunity of observing your practical application of it. But you spoke just now of observation and deduction. Surely the one to some extent implies the other." "Why, hardly," he answered, leaning back luxuriously in his armchair and sending up thick blue wreaths from his pipe. "For example, observation shows me that you have been to the Wigmore Street Post-Office this morning, but deduction lets me know that when there you dispatched a telegram." "Right!" said I. "Right on both points! But I confess that I don't see how you arrived at it. It was a sudden impulse upon my part, and I have mentioned it to no one."

"It is simplicity itself," he remarked, chuckling at my surprise"so absurdly simple that an explanation is superfluous; and yet it may serve to define the limits of observation and of deduction. Observation tells me that you have a little reddish mould adhering to your instep. Just opposite the Wigmore Street Office they have taken up the pavement and thrown up some earth, which lies in such a way that it is difficult to avoid treading in it in entering. The earth is of this peculiar reddish tint which is found, as far as I know, nowhere else in the neighborhood. So much is observation. The rest is deduction." "How, then, did you deduce the telegram?" "Why, of course I knew that you had not written a letter, since I sat opposite to you all morning. I see also in your open desk there that you have a sheet of stamps and a thick bundle of postcards. What could you go into the post-office for, then, but to send a wire? Eliminate all other factors, and the one which remains must be the truth." "In this case it certainly is so," I replied after a little thought. "The thing, however, is, as you say, of the simplest. Would you think me impertinent if I were to put your theories to a more severe test?" "On the contrary," he answered, "it would prevent me from taking a second dose of cocaine. I should be delighted to look into any problem which you might submit to me." "I have heard you say it is difficult for a man to have any object in daily use without leaving the impress of his individuality upon it in such a way that a trained observer might read it. Now, I have here a watch which has recently come into my possession. Would you have the kindness to let me have an opinion upon the character or habits of the late owner?" I handed him over the watch with some slight feeling of amusement in my heart, for the test was, as I thought, an impossible one, and I intended it as a lesson against the somewhat dogmatic tone which he occasionally assumed. He glanced the watch in his hand, gazed hard at the dial, opened the back, and examined the works, first with his naked eyes and then with a powerful convex lens. I could hardly keep from smiling at his crestfallen face when he finally snapped the case to and handed it back. "There are hardly any data," he remarked.

"The watch has been recently cleaned, which robs me of my most suggestive facts." "You are right," I answered. "It was cleaned before being sent to me." In my heart I accused my companion of putting forward a most lame and impotent excuse to cover his failure. What data could he expect from an uncleaned watch? "Though unsatisfactory, my research has not been entirely barren," he observed, staring up at the ceiling with dreamy, lack-lustre eyes.
"Subject to your correction, I should judge that the watch belonged to your elder brother, who inherited it from your father." "That you gather, no doubt, from the H. W. upon the back?" "Quite so. The W. suggests your own name. The date of the watch is nearly fifty years back, and the initials are as old as the watch: so it was made for the last generation. Jewellery usually descends to the eldest son, and he is most likely to have the same name as the father. Your father has, if I remember right, been dead many years. It has, therefore, been in the hands of your eldest brother." "Right, so far," said I. "Anything else?" "He was a man of untidy habits--very untidy and careless. He was left with good prospects, but he threw away his chances, lived for some time in poverty with occasional short intervals of prosperity, and finally, taking to drink, he died. That is all I can gather." I sprang from my chair and limped impatiently about the room with considerable bitterness in my heart. "This is unworthy of you, Holmes," I said. "I could not have believed that you would have descended to this. You have made inquiries into the history of my unhappy brother, and you now pretend to deduce this knowledge in some fanciful way. You cannot expect me to believe that you have read all this from his old watch! It is unkind and, to speak plainly, has a touch of charlatanism in it."

"My dear doctor," said he kindly, "pray accept my apologies. Viewing the matter as an abstract problem, I had forgotten how personal and painful a thing it might be to you. I assure you, however, that I never even knew that you had a brother until you handed me the watch." "Then how in the name of all that is wonderful did you get these facts? They are absolutely correct in every particular." "Ah, that is good luck. I could only say what was the balance of probability. I did not at all expect to be so accurate." "But it was not mere guesswork?" "No, no: I never guess. It is a shocking habit--destructive to the logical faculty. What seems strange to you is only so because you do not follow my train of thought or observe the small facts upon which large inferences may depend. For example, I began by stating that your brother was careless. When you observe the lower part of that watch-case you notice that it is not only dinted in two places but it is cut and marked all over from the habit of keeping other hard objects, such as coins or keys, in the same pocket. Surely it is no great feat to assume that a man who treats a fifty-guinea watch so cavalierly must be a careless man. Neither is it a very far-fetched inference that a man who inherits one article of such value is pretty well provided for in other respects.

" I nodded to show that I followed his reasoning. "It is very customary for pawnbrokers in England, when they take a watch, to scratch the numbers of the ticket with a pin-point upon the inside of the case. It is more handy than a label as there is no risk of the number being lost or transposed. There are no less than four such numbers visible to my lens on the inside of this case. Inference--that your brother was often at low water. Secondary inference--that he had occasional bursts of prosperity, or he could not have redeemed the pledge. Finally, I ask you to look at the inner plate, which contains the keyhole. Look at the thousands of scratches all round the hole--marks where the key has slipped. What sober man's key could have scored those grooves? But you will never see a drunkard's watch without them. He winds it at night, and he leaves these traces of his unsteady hand. Where is the mystery in all this?" "It is as clear as daylight," I answered. "I regret the injustice which I did you. I should have had more faith in your marvellous faculty. May I ask whether you have any professional inquiry on foot at present?" "None. Hence the cocaine. I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window here. Was ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them? Crime is commonplace, existence is commonplace, and no qualities save those which are commonplace have any function upon earth." I had opened my mouth to reply to this tirade when, with a crisp knock, our landlady entered, bearing a card upon the brass salver. "A young lady for you, sir," she said, addressing my companion. "Miss Mary Morstan," he read. "Hum! I have no recollection of the name. Ask the young lady to step up, Mrs. Hudson. Don't go, Doctor. I should prefer that you remain."

(Special thanks to Sir ArthurConan Doyle for his assistance in placing the story in context, and for providing the text.)

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EASY STEAM SCRIPT

For new scripters, here's a useful tip for creating the ubiquitous vapor so beloved by the residents of New Babbage: steam. The secret is to find your resources in unlikely places. In this case, the waterfall mist script that comes default in everyone's inventory library has been edited to produce a more steam-like effect. To produce steam, simply create a script in the object you'd like to eminate the vapor, and copy and paste the contents into the script file. Save, and voila! The steam age has come!

Easy Steam Script:

--Start of script --

// Particle System 1.0

StartSteam()

{

// MASK FLAGS: set to "TRUE" to enable

integer glow = TRUE; // Makes the particles glow

integer bounce = FALSE; // Make particles bounce on Z plane of objects

integer interpColor = TRUE; // Color - from start value to end value

integer interpSize = TRUE; // Size - from start value to end value

integer wind = TRUE; // Particles effected by wind

integer followSource = FALSE; // Particles follow the source

integer followVel = TRUE; // Particles turn to velocity direction

// Choose a pattern from the following:

// PSYS_SRC_PATTERN_EXPLODE

//PSYS_SRC_PATTERN_DROP

// PSYS_SRC_PATTERN_ANGLE_CONE_EMPTY

// PSYS_SRC_PATTERN_ANGLE_CONE

// PSYS_SRC_PATTERN_ANGLE

integer pattern = PSYS_SRC_PATTERN_EXPLODE;

// Select a target for particles to go towards

// "" for no target, "owner" will follow object owner

// and "self" will target this object

// or put the key of an object for particles to go to key target;

// Particle paramaters

float age = 5; // Life of each particle

float maxSpeed = 0.10; // Max speed each particle is spit out at

float minSpeed = 0.0; // Min speed each particle is spit out at

string texture = "Water Particle - Mist"; // Texture used for particles, default used if blank

float startAlpha = .25; // Start alpha (transparency) value

float endAlpha = 0.0; // End alpha (transparency) value

vector startColor = <0.9,0.9,1>; // Start color of particles

vector endColor = <1,1,1>; // End color of particles (if interpColor == TRUE)

vector startSize = <.25,.25,.25>; // Start size of particles

vector endSize = <3,3,3>; // End size of particles (if interpSize == TRUE)

vector push = <0,0,0.5>; // Force pushed on particles

// System paramaters

float rate = .2; // How fast (rate) to emit particles

float radius = 1.0; // Radius to emit particles for BURST pattern

integer count = 64; // How many particles to emit per BURST

float outerAngle = 0.1; // Outer angle for all ANGLE patterns

float innerAngle = 0.65; // Inner angle for all ANGLE patterns

vector omega = <0,0,0>; // Rotation of ANGLE patterns around the source

float life = 0; // Life in seconds for the system to make particles

// Script variables

integer flags;

flags = 0;

if (target == "owner") target = llGetOwner();

if (target == "self") target = llGetKey();

if (glow) flags = flags PSYS_PART_EMISSIVE_MASK;

if (bounce) flags = flags PSYS_PART_BOUNCE_MASK;

if (interpColor) flags = flags PSYS_PART_INTERP_COLOR_MASK;

if (interpSize) flags = flags PSYS_PART_INTERP_SCALE_MASK;

if (wind) flags = flags PSYS_PART_WIND_MASK;

if (followSource) flags = flags PSYS_PART_FOLLOW_SRC_MASK;

if (followVel) flags = flags PSYS_PART_FOLLOW_VELOCITY_MASK;

if (target != "") flags = flags PSYS_PART_TARGET_POS_MASK;

llParticleSystem([ PSYS_PART_MAX_AGE,age,

PSYS_PART_FLAGS,flags,

PSYS_PART_START_COLOR, startColor,

PSYS_PART_END_COLOR, endColor,

PSYS_PART_START_SCALE,startSize,

PSYS_PART_END_SCALE,endSize,

PSYS_SRC_PATTERN, pattern,

PSYS_SRC_BURST_RATE,rate,

PSYS_SRC_ACCEL, push,

PSYS_SRC_BURST_PART_COUNT,count,

PSYS_SRC_BURST_RADIUS,radius,

PSYS_SRC_BURST_SPEED_MIN,minSpeed,

PSYS_SRC_BURST_SPEED_MAX,maxSpeed,

PSYS_SRC_TARGET_KEY,target,

PSYS_SRC_INNERANGLE,innerAngle,

PSYS_SRC_OUTERANGLE,outerAngle,

PSYS_SRC_OMEGA, omega,

PSYS_SRC_MAX_AGE, life,

PSYS_SRC_TEXTURE, texture,

PSYS_PART_START_ALPHA, startAlpha,

PSYS_PART_END_ALPHA, endAlpha

]);

}

StartSpray ()

{

}

StopSpray()

{

lParticleSystem([]);

}

default

{

state_entry()

{

StartSteam();

}

listen(integer channel, string name, key id, string message)

{

if (0 == llSubStringIndex(message, "spray on"))

{

StartSteam();

}

else if (0 == llSubStringIndex(message, "spray off"))

{

StopSpray();

}

}

}

--end of script--

Script by Junie Ginsburg

***

NEW BABBAGE REGISTER

New Babbage is a city undergoing constant change! The following parcels have come under new ownership in the last week (or in one case, were reported incorrectly in our last issue):

Parcel No. New Owner/Business:

#4. Mrs. Junie Ginsburg - The New Babbage Cog
#11. Miguel Pinion
#12. Remington Pennyfeather - Remmy's Moving Castle
#14. Loner Lane - Loner's Lane: Gadgetry Galore
#17. Arthur Conan Doyle
#18. Salazar Jack
#26. Sparks Keynes - The Rusty Cog
#27. Solivar Scarborough - Daeskins - Salon de Vapeur & Steampunk Information Center

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EVENTS & ANNOUNCEMENTS

The New Babbage Cog office is moving! We will be relocating soon from #5 Babbage Square to #4. A further announcement will be posted when our new construction and move is complete.

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CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS:

Healthy young people of strong constitution are sought to bear sandwich boards which promote The New Babbage Cog. Please contact Mrs. Junie Ginsburg to inquire.

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Your advertisement can be placed here!

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RESOURCES:

The following SL lists are available for those interested in the steampunk theme:

Steampunk, founded by Vapxk Lament

Steampunk Girls, founded by Nikki Tanner

SteamPunk Kids, founded by Loki Eliot

Steampunks of New Babbage, founded by Shaunathan Sprocket

Victorian Retrotech Society, founded by Merry Calliope

(The New Babbage Cog cannot endorse any of these groups, save for Steampunks of New Babbage, and provides these listings merely as a convenience for readers.)

Gathered and compiled by Eggberta Echegaray

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CONTACT, CIRCULATION, AND OTHER ESSENTIAL
INFORMATION FOR THE READER:

Editor in Chief: Mrs. Junie Ginsburg

Asst Editor: Miss Eggberta Echegaray

***

Ethics Statement:

All reporters for The New Babbage Cog are obligated to inform potential interviewees when they are gathering data for a report on our behalf, or clearly identify themselves as a TNBC journalist. This is a community paper, not a vehicle for expose; all investigative reporting must be above-the-board. Deception is against the intended spirit of community embraced by this paper and will not be tolerated. If a citizen encounters an aggressive reporter claiming to work on behalf of The New Babbage Cog, they are urged to report same to the Editor.

Contact:

The New Babbage Cog office is located at the end of the block in Sanger Park, #5 Babbage Square. Notecard communications can be dropped in the postbox there, or sent directly to the editor, Mrs. Junie Ginsburg.

Circulation:

The New Babbage Cog is circulated in two ways. Firstly, new issues are sent automatically to subscribers of the free New Babbage Cog group. Second, issues are available from a paperbox in Sanger Park, #5 Babbage Square, outside of I.J. Ginsburg Dept. Store. A reading copy of the current issue is always available at the newspaper office.

Back Issues:

All back issues of The New Babbage Cog will be available free of charge. They can be found in the archive on the first floor of the newspaper office. A volunteer archivist position is available.

Submissions:

Volunteer freelance and column writers are welcome to propose stories. The New Babbage Cog also welcomes news tips, reports, and story ideas from interested parties. Please see our contact information above.

Advertising:

Advertising should be germaine to subjects of greatest import to residents of New Babbage. Although our sensibilities are quite modern and liberal, The New Babbage Cog reserves the right to determine an ad's fitness for inclusion based on its pertinence to steampunk, Victoriana, retrotech, industry, anachronism, and other related concepts.

Advertising is free to New Babbage citizens. Out-of-towners may advertise at a rate of L$100 per ad placement per issue. For both residents and non-residents, space is limited to 500 characters per advertisement. Each ad may include one embedded texture and one landmark. File attachments must be delivered at the time of ad reservation. Please see our contact information above to inquire.

Errata:

In our last issue, we incorrectly reported that #26 Babbage Square was owned by Mr. Solivar Scarborough (Second Thoughts in New Babbage). In fact, Mr. Scarborough's second property is #27. Currently #26 is occupied by Sparks Keynes (The Rusty Cog). [The New Babbage Cog is obliged to anyone who sends notification of a mistake, so that rectifications might be swiftly published.]


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